Kick-assDVD - 2010
From the critics
Sexual Content: Not a whole lot. A lot of references (some to masturbation). No nudity but some make out sessions. 4.5/10
Violence: A wee bit of the ol' ultra violence. Ultra violence definition: Gore and more gore. Most of it caused by a 11 year old girl. 10/10
Coarse Language: "F**k, C*nt, C**k" and much more. A lot of it is said by a 11 year old girl. 10/10
Sexual Content: Some 'behind' nudity, lots of covered sex, like c'mon give us the nudity in an NC-17 version. Otherwise suitable for an R rating.
Frightening or Intense Scenes: Uh.... Gore is pretty scary. And all them fights... well, yeah.
AgeAdd Age Suitability
funkymonkeyjavajunky thinks this title is suitable for 17 years and over
QuotesAdd a Quote
Todd: Yeah! I think I'm in love with her, dude.
Marty: She looks like she's about 11 years old but...
Todd: I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her.
Marty: I can see how that would be really difficult for you.
Geek A: Yeah! I think I'm in love with her, dude.
Geek B: She looks like she's about 11 years old but...
Geek A: I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her.
Geek B: I can see how that would be really difficult for you.
Damon Macready: So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready: [surprised] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
[Damon is stunned]
Mindy Macready: [laughs] I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!
Dave Lizewski: Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
Marty: Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits at all.
Todd: Maybe it's the porn tape, he doesn't have a porn tape.
Marty: You guys never saw "One Night In Spiderman"?
Dave Lizewski: With no power, comes no responsibility. Except, *that* wasn't true.
Dave Lizewski: I always wondered why no-one did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows... you think that one eccentric loner would've made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who fantasized about this? Come on, be honest with yourself, at some point in our lives we all wanna be a superhero.
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Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a super-hero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.